Be a Nice Human - or Else You Get the Hose - Women's fitted and Men's Tshirts


Shipping to United States: $5.00

Who doesn't have the urge to hose people down sometimes?! This reference is a little dark but the movie was pretty great, so we're going to run with it. But for real: BE NICE!!

A portion of proceeds go straight towards giant otter research in Guyana, S.America. Please visit us at for more information!

***When ordering, please be sure to pick size and color***

Women's Fitted and Men's Tshirts: Next Level:

60% combed ringspun cotton/40% polyester jersey
4.3 oz.
32 singles
slightly heathered
fabric laundered for reduced shrinkage

1x1 baby rib-knit set-in collar
Tear-away label

***Women's shirts run small***

Shipping from United States

Processing time

2-3 weeks

Customs and import taxes

Buyers are responsible for any customs and import taxes that may apply. I'm not responsible for delays due to customs.

Payment Options

Secure options
  • Accepts Etsy gift cards

Returns & Exchanges

I gladly accept returns

Just contact me within: 14 days of delivery

Ship items back to me within: 30 days of delivery

I don't accept exchanges or cancellations

But please contact me if you have any problems with your order.

The following items can't be returned or exchanged

Because of the nature of these items, unless they arrive damaged or defective, I can't accept returns for:

  • Custom or personalized orders
  • Perishable products (like food or flowers)
  • Digital downloads
  • Intimate items (for health/hygiene reasons)

Conditions of return

Buyers are responsible for return shipping costs. If the item is not returned in its original condition, the buyer is responsible for any loss in value.

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