Be a Nice Human - Or Else You Get the Hose - Unisex Hoodie


Shipping to United States: Free

Who doesn't have the urge to hose people down sometimes?! This reference is a little dark but the movie was pretty great, so we're going to run with it. But for real: BE NICE!!

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Threadfast Apparel Unisex Triblend French Terry Hoodie (brands may vary, depending on availability during the covid 19 pandemic.)
7.5 oz., 55% combed ringspun cotton, 35% polyester, 10% rayon

Washed french terry with smooth surface
Dyed-to-match drawstring
Retail fit
Unisex sizing
Pouch pockets with phone slot
3 panel fully lined hood

**Sizing chart can be found in product picture line-up**

Shipping from United States

Processing time

2-3 weeks

Customs and import taxes

Buyers are responsible for any customs and import taxes that may apply. I'm not responsible for delays due to customs.

Payment Options

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  • Accepts Etsy gift cards

Returns & Exchanges

I gladly accept returns

Just contact me within: 14 days of delivery

Ship items back to me within: 30 days of delivery

I don't accept exchanges or cancellations

But please contact me if you have any problems with your order.

The following items can't be returned or exchanged

Because of the nature of these items, unless they arrive damaged or defective, I can't accept returns for:

  • Custom or personalized orders
  • Perishable products (like food or flowers)
  • Digital downloads
  • Intimate items (for health/hygiene reasons)

Conditions of return

Buyers are responsible for return shipping costs. If the item is not returned in its original condition, the buyer is responsible for any loss in value.

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